The Damage Report — Growth Laboratory

Growth Laboratory

Your CRM Needs Damage Control.

You already know something's off. For $17, I'll tell you exactly what it is, delivered straight to your inbox in minutes. No call, no pitch deck, no guy named Chad "circling back."

Show Me Where It's Broken — $17

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How This Started

I've spent 15 years inside CRMs. In-house at MarineMax, where a broken automation meant a real salesperson missed a real commission check, not just a bad slide in a QBR. Agency-side, watching companies pay five figures a year for platforms running at maybe 30% of what they paid for.

Same three leaks, every single time. Doesn't matter the industry. Doesn't matter the tool. Lead routing nobody's checked since the person who built it left the company. Automations that were "finished" in 2023 and haven't been touched since. A CRM and an email platform that stopped syncing eighteen months ago, silently, the way these things always break.

I got tired of consultants who make you sit through a 45-minute call before they'll tell you which of those is bleeding you the worst. You already know something's off. You don't need a call to confirm it. You need someone to actually say it.

That's exactly why Growth Laboratory exists. Strategy and hands-on execution in one place, not a slide deck, not a consultant who disappears after the pitch. Your CRM doesn't wait for a slower quarter to fix itself. So let's just fix it.

What You Actually Get

A Real CRM Audit, Section by Section

This isn't a template or a quiz that flatters you into booking a call. What lands in your inbox is a genuine CRM audit, the kind that normally takes a consultant 3 to 5 days to schedule and hand back. Yours arrives instantly, generated by the same process I've run 538 times, reading your specific answers and telling you the truth about your setup.

01

Where You're Bleeding Out

Opens with whatever you told me is your biggest headache, then names the specific leak behind it. Not "improve your follow-up process." Something closer to "your routing rule hasn't fired correctly in six weeks and nobody's caught it yet."

02

Fix This First

Exactly three things. Ranked by what's actually costing you money, not what's easiest to explain in a meeting. Never a forty-item audit checklist you'll abandon by Thursday.

03

DIY It or Call Someone

For each of those three, a straight answer: afternoon fix, or you'll make it worse. No hedging, no "it depends" unless it actually depends.

04

Your Next 90 Days

A real plan, sized to your team. Solo operator gets a lean plan. Twenty-person team gets one that assumes you're delegating pieces of it. Ends with a fork: fix it yourself, or bring in Growth Lab.

How It Actually Works

Three Steps, No Calendar Link

8 Questions

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Diagnostic Engine

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Your Audit

Minutes, not days

01

Answer 8 honest questions

Ninety seconds. Your CRM, your team size, your biggest headache. No essay fields.

02

The diagnostic engine reads your setup

Your answers run against the same logic I use on every paid audit. This isn't a chatbot free-styling CRM advice, it's my actual audit framework, built from 538 real audits, running the second you hit submit.

03

Your CRM audit lands in your inbox instantly

Minutes, not the 3 to 5 days a real audit usually takes. Go straight to Section 02, that's your fix-first list.

Wait, is this AI-written?

The audit generates instantly, yes. But it's not a chatbot guessing. It's my real audit framework, the same one behind 538 CRMs over 15 years, written out step by step so it can run itself. I didn't outsource the thinking. I just stopped making you wait 3 to 5 days for it.

See It In Action

What Section 01 Actually Reads Like

Example excerpt, built from sample answers, not a real client's report

01 — WHERE YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT

You said tools that don't talk to each other are the headache. Here's the likely reason: nobody's confirmed the sync between your CRM and your email platform since it was set up. That means leads coming in through your forms may be getting zero follow-up sequence, silently. That's not a guess. It's one of the most common leaks behind these audits.

Who This Is For

You're running HubSpot, Salesforce, or some combination that makes you wince when you explain it out loud
Your lead routing was built once, years ago, by someone who no longer works there
You have a suspicion, deep down, that your tools stopped talking to each other a while back
You want the truth before you spend another dollar on "strategy"

Proof

538

CRM instances audited and worked on over 15 years

4

platforms with active partner status: Salesforce, HubSpot, Mailchimp, Klaviyo

118

sales locations unified onto one custom RevOps stack, built for MarineMax

$2.12M+

in revenue generated from RevOps work, including Molson Coors' Novelty division

This isn't just a MarineMax story. The same process runs across maritime, defense, and B2B accounts, including long-term work with SAFE Boats International, Trauma Void Helmets, and Hasenbeck and Associates.

FAQ

I don't even have a real CRM yet. Is this still for me?

Yes. Section 01 tells you what to build first so you don't waste six months automating the wrong thing.

What happens after I get my audit?

You use it. That's it. If you decide you want it built for you, that's a separate conversation, on your timeline, not a string attached to the $17.

Stop suspecting. Find out. Instantly.

Yes, I Want To Know — $17

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P.S. — I read every reply myself. If your audit doesn't tell you something you didn't already suspect, I'll refund the $17, no questions.